Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Not Evil , by - Tiffany Haddish. Release date: 06.02.2019
Song language: English
Not Evil |
| Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi |
| Don’t worry, I’m totally not one of those evil queens |
| You’ve read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies |
| And there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of me |
| Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know |
| Mmm-mm |
| Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know |
| I won’t lie, it’s actually very suspicious that you’re leading with this |
| I’m so not a villain, I have zero evil plans |
| No ulterior motive, just want to help where I can |
| I wanna shower you with gifts 'cause I’m selfless and sweet |
| So there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of |
| Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi |
| The least evil queen in history |
| And if you do not believe me |
| I totally won’t imprison your family |
| 'Cause that’d be evil and that’s so not me |
| Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know |
| Really? |
| Because I’m getting super evil vibes here |
| Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know |
| Benny, do you like spaceships? |
| 'Cause I think they are great |
| How’d you know that? |
| Loving spaceships is my one defining trait! |
| Well now, my good friend, you can build the spaceship of your dreams |
| On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team |
| Come on, do not fall for this |
| Wyldstyle! |
| Haven’t you heard? |
| There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of her |
| Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know |
| Yeah, I know she keeps saying that but she’s clearly an evil queen |
| Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know |
| Yar, well, I’m not buyin' it |
| MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that’s so cruel |
| It’s like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool |
| Even her metaphors are suspicious |
| I’ve got a surprise for you |
| A planet that’s really a pirate ship, and the population: your crew |
| Her story checks out, she’s cool, not evil |
| What about me? |
| Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine? |
| A lot |
| Times that by infinity |
| Woohoo |
| And, Batman |
| Don’t even try it, lady, I don’t need anything |
| Oh, I know, that’s why I’m going to give you half of everything |
| Uh, like everything everything? |
| Everything everything |
| She’s rad. |
| This chick gets me |
| Here’s some other adjectives people use to describe me: |
| Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty |
| You’re clearly just adding 'un' to words that describe you |
| Who? |
| Me? |
| I’m Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi |
| I never trick people into trusting me |
| By hiding my true personalities |
| So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds |
| 'Cause that’d be evil and that’s so not me |
| I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie |
| And that wasn’t a lie when I said just now that I never lie |
| 'Cause I never lie and I never laugh when children cry |
| And I never poison enemies of mine |
| And I never cry when I’m alone at night |
| 'Cause I’m not sad, I love my life |
| I’m gettin' off track, let me get back to the point I was makin' |
| I’m Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi |
| The most least evil person you’ll ever meet |
| And if you make eye contact with me |
| I totally won’t have you executed immediately |
| 'Cause that’d be evil (Evil), evil (Evil), evil, and that’s so not me |