| He’ll make you mow the grass and do it for free
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| When you think you’re done he’ll say rake the leaves
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| He’ll say it builds character but it’s 90 degrees
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| You’ll cuss him under your breath
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| He won’t let you quit your football team
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| Or hang with the kid who lives down the street
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| 'Cause he heard he smokes dope and got holes in his jeans
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| Lookin' back he was right, I guess
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| Things dads do
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| Act like he does when he don’t have a clue and I know it seems
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| Like he’s flying by the seat of his outa style jeans
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| You’ll get embarrassed when he ruins your cool
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| When he pulls out his camera on your first day of school
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| And that’s just a few of things dads do
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| He hands you the keys to a hand-me-down truck
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| And take 'em right back when you tear it up
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| On your first broken heart he’ll say son, tell you what
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| Let’s talk it out over a beer
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| And when you get married he’ll be your best man
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| Pay for the booze and a bad cover band
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| And he’ll give a long speech and say this was God’s plan
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| And try not to cry but he will
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| Things dads do
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| Give you his old recliner for your new living room and he’ll call too much
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| And out of the blue without asking to show up he’ll give you advise about your
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| career
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| And complain and ask why your fridge is full of weird beer
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| That’s just a few of things dads do
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| Things dads do
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| Sit in the waitin' room chewing Red Man
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| 'Till the doctor comes out and says y’all come on in
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| He’ll say she looks perfect then and shake your hand and say now you’ll
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| understand
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| Things dads do
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| You’ll think it’s crazy 'till you’re one too and you’ll lose your mind
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| In a couple of years sleepin' just three months time
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| Next thing you know one’s five and one’s three
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| And one’s almost one and she’s cuttin' her teeth
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| And you’re in his shoes
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| And you’re startin' to do more than a few things dads do |