| I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear
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| My friends say she’s a dumb blonde but they don’t know she dyes her hair
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| She thinks the fighting in Central America’s easily solved
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| But what to wear to Bel Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve
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| She’s an airhead
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| Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say «Lost in Space»
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| She’s an airhead
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| Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius, get serious
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| She’s an airhead
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| Tinted contacts don’t change the fact that black is black
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| She’s an airhead
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| And while I’m impressed with the length of those legs
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| She’s not an intellectual giant
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| She’d like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine
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| Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read
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| But in her dreams she’s the queen of the fashion regime
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| You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods? |
| Quod
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| Erat Demonstrandum, baby. |
| («Ooh, you speak french»)
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| She’s an airhead
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| Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say «Lost in Space»
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| She’s an airhead
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| Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius, get serious
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| She’s an airhead
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| And while I’m impressed with the size of that chest
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| She’s not an intellectual giant
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| Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre
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| Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car, pa
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| She’s losing faith in a world that is out of control
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| So she’s gonna nix politics, she’s taking up volleyball
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| Volleyball, why?
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| Cause she’s an airhead
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| Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say «Lost in Space»
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| She’s an airhead
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| Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius — get serious
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| She’s an airhead
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| And now the time’s come for the end of my song
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| Don’t get me wrong
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| If she’s an airhead, it has to be said
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| It was men made her that way
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| It was us made her that way
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| It was us made her that way
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| Oh airhead |