Lyrics Loser's Paradise - THePETEBOX

Loser's Paradise

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
So don’t believe everything that you breathe
You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy (soy) un perdedor (un perdedor)
Cause I’m a loser baby (baby b-baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(you kill me)
Soy (you kill me, soy, you kill me) un perdedor (un perdedor)
Cause I’m a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(you kill kill)
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hanging from a pigeon wing
You can’t get right if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
Who’s choking on the splinters
Soy (soy) un perdedor (un perdedor)
Cause I’m a loser baby (I'm a loser baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(you kill me)
Soy (kill me, soy, kill) un perdedor (un perdedor)
Cause I’m a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(you kill kill me)
Soy (you kill me, soy, you kill me) un perdedor (un perdedor)
Cause I’m a loser baby (baby baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(you kill me)
Soy (kill me, soy, kill) un perdedor (un perdedor)
Cause I’m a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(So why don’t you kill me?)
(So why don’t you kill me?)
(So why don’t you kill me?)
(Fade out)