| You know I’ll be the one who gets falling down drunk
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| At my neighbor kid’s soccer game
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| I’ve got an '82 Fiero with a car seat in the middle
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| Broken down on the interstate
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| I’ve got a beer-stained t-shirt, looking like Joe Dirt
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| Something 'bout me just ain’t right
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| I’m a cash-stealing, drug-dealing loser without any feeling
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| Getting trailer trashed tonight
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| 'cause I’m a lowlife, and I’m loving it
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| I’ve got the whole damn world in the palm of my hand
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| I’m a lowlife, so fucking deal with it
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| No, you can’t change something that you don’t understand
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| I’m thrilled to be a hillbilly, hate to have to deal with me
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| Probably just end in a fight
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| No sleeves, can’t read, doesn’t even phase me
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| Naked, sleeping like a baby tonight
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| Living it up, living it up
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| Being a lowlife
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| A gun-packing, bitch-smacking, mess with me, it’s gonna happen
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| Loving life, living in sin
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| Passed out, on the floor, sorry, just don’t work no more
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| Giving up on giving in
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| Ah, fuck it!
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| Cause I’m a lowlife, and I’m lovin' it
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| I’m never gonna change as long as I live
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| I’m a lowlife, so fucking deal with it
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| Cause deep down I really know everyone is
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| Living it up, living it up
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| Being a low life |