Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song All I Want for Christmas, artist - Theocracy. Date of issue: 15.12.2010
Song language: English
All I Want for Christmas |
| Well Santa had to close up his workshop* |
| Sometime after Christmas '09 |
| 'Cause sadly the economy’s a mess and jobs are hard to find |
| It’s sad to see our holiday heroes |
| Struggling to just make a dime |
| But it’s sink or swim, 'cause the times are grim It’s like a Christmas Special |
| in the unemployment line… |
| Frosty got a job in a kitchen |
| And his boss is in a terrible mood |
| He said, «I swear I’m tossing you in the oven If you keep sweating in the food!» |
| Santa went to work in a coal mine |
| And the irony is perfectly clear |
| He’s got zero toys for the girls and boys |
| I guess we’ve all been bad this year, but oh |
| Empty sleighs in the snow |
| All overrun with mistletoe |
| No magic reindeer putting on a show |
| There’s nothing but coal in Santa’s sack |
| Cause he’s workin’in the mines now and breakin’his back |
| «I don’t know what I’m doing and I feel like a hack |
| And all I want for Christmas is my old job back |
| All I want for Christmas is my old job back!» |
| Tiny Tim got laid off in August |
| And he couldn’t pay his rent anymore |
| So he bounced around from town to town |
| And now he’s selling clothes at the Big &Tall store |
| Little Drummer Boy had a hard time |
| Just deciding what he wanted to be |
| He’s a fat and lazy dirty wreck, just cashing unemployment checks |
| And now I hear he’s working at the library… |
| But hey It’s a job, as they say |
| A lot of work, for a little pay |
| And I only have one wish this Christmas day… |
| Workin’in the coal mine, Santa Claus |
| Got a great big belly gettin’stuck in the wall |
| Got a dirty beard and a nasty cough, from |
| Workin’in the coal mine, Santa Claus |
| St. Nick Where’d ya go? |
| This Christmastime we’re all so low |
| We need to know St Nick |
| Where’d ya go? |
| Santa Claus is workin’as a coal miner |
| Mrs. Claus is livin’off of tips at a diner |
| The elves are in a sweatshop making jacket liners, oh no! |
| Rudolph’s whole career took a nosedive |
| Hanging out in seedy places at night |
| Now he spends his days making minimum wage |
| As the world’s first Living Traffic Light |
| Scrooge is bumming change off of shoppers |
| With a bucket and a donation bell |
| And in the finest twist of Whoville theater |
| The Grinch got a job as a Wal-Mart greeter |
| There’s nothing but coal in Santa’s sack |
| But he’s tightening up his belt and has a plan of attack |
| «I'm no good at this job, and my lungs are black |
| I swear this time next year I’ll have my workshop back |
| Next year I’ll be opening my workshop back |
| 'Cause all I want for Christmas is my old job…» |