| Two sad people walk down the street
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| ''Where we gonna sit down?'' ''Where we gonna eat?''
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| Two sad people don’t have much to say
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| Just ''How are you doing?'' or ''How was your day?''
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| No more sad, sad, sappy love songs
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| About two sad people who can’t get along
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| I want a glad, glad, happy love song
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| I’d even take a crappy love song like this one
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| Two sad people don’t let each other down
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| You can’t get much lower when you’re on the ground
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| Two sad people don’t fuss or fight
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| Just a ''Roll over honey.'' and ''Turn off the light.''
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| No more sad, sad, sappy love songs
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| About two sad people who can’t get along
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| I want a glad, glad, happy love song
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| I’d even take a crappy love song like this one
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| One sad person might cause a fuss
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| Say something stupid and mess it all up
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| Two sad people, that’s a special thing
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| They’re both blind from the shine of the wedding ring
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| Two sad people don’t need to rush
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| There’s no need to hurry, nothing to discuss
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| Two sad people, they can take their sweet time
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| And just creep on up to that finish line
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| No more sad, sad, sappy love songs
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| About two sad people who can’t get along
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| I want a glad, glad, happy love song
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| I’d even take a crappy love song like this one |