| Who is the naughtiest child?
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| Who drives their French teacher wild?
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| And when he’s telling you lies
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| He looks you straight in the eye
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| Got kicked in the side
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| In the side, it’s the same again
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| Got kicked in the hide
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| Must be then, it was now and then
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| He’s got the social disease
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| J-J-J-John!
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| Grass stains and cuts on his knees
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| J-J-J-John!
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| He won’t listen to a word that you say
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| J-J-J-John!
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| He’ll steal your daughters away
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| Got kicked in the side
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| In the side, it’s the same again
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| Got kicked in the hide
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| Must be then, it was now and then
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| You took him home to meet your queen
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| You know you didn’t want to, know you didn’t want to
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| And lent him all your good CDs
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| You know you didn’t want to, know you didn’t want to
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| You said you were the only one
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| You know you didn’t want to, know you didn’t want to
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| They broke the mould for dear old John
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| You know you didn’t want to, know you didn’t want to
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| Got kicked in the side
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| In the side, it’s the same again
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| Got kicked in the hide
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| Must be then, it was now and then
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| J-J-J-J-John
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| J-J-J-J-John |