| Well I don’t know why I came here tonight
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| I got the feeling that something ain’t right
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| I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
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| And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs
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| Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
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| Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you
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| And I’m wondering what it is I should do
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| It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face
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| Losing control, yeah I’m all over the place
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| Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
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| When you started out with nothing
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| And you found that you’re a self-made man
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| And your friends, they all come crawling
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| Slap you on your back, and say, «Please»
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| They say, «Please,» they say, «Please,» they say, «Please»
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| Please
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| They say, «Please,» they say, «Please,» they say, «Please»
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| Excuse me, I don’t usually hit the movies
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| On a first date, I think we went and saw Lucy
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| I heard you’re lookin' for a free man
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| By the way, how you fit in them blue jeans?
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| I’m 'bout to have a drink, would you like to par-tay?
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| Chardonnay, let your hair down after a hard day
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| Now I’m stuck between a rock and a soft place
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| Which means I’m tryna park my car in your garage space
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| You gon' really make me beg for it?
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| You must want me to spend some bread for it
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| This money, you don’t know how many people bled for it
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| You didn’t just see me hit the stage and break a leg for it
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| So until your head against the headboard
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| Or I’m dead bored and I can export
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| Your pretty ass to the closest airport
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| Plain and simple, treat me like I’m in the Air Force
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| Tryna make some sense of it all
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| But I can see that it make no sense at all
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| Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
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| 'Cause I don’t think that I can take any more
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| Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
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| When you started out with nothing
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| And you found that you’re a self-made man
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| Your friends, they all come crawling
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| Slap you on your back, and say, «Please»
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| They say, «Please,» they say, «Please,» they say, «Please»
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| Please
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| They say, «Please,» they say, «Please,» they say, «Please»
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| Alright
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| Well I don’t know why I came here tonight
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| I got the feeling that something ain’t right
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| I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
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| And now I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs
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| Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
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| Stuck in the middle with you
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| Stuck in the middle with you
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| Stuck in the middle with you
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| Stuck in the middle, stuck in the middle
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| Stuck in the middle with you
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| And I’m so stuck
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| Stuck in the middle with you |