| Have you heard about the big strong man?
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| He lived in a caravan
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| Have you heard about the Jeffrey Johnson fight?
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| Oh, Lord what a hell of a fight
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| You can take all of the heavyweights you’ve got
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| We’ve got a lad that can beat the whole lot
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| He used to ring bells in the belfry
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| Now he’s gonna fight Jack Demspey
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| That was my brother Sylvest' (What's he got?)
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| A row of forty medals on his chest (big chest!)
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| He killed fifty bad men in the west; |
| he knows no rest
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| Think of a man, hells' fire, don’t push, just shove
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| Plenty of room for you and me
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| He’s got an arm like a leg (a ladies' leg!)
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| And a punch that would sink a battleship (big ship!)
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| It takes all of the Army and the Navy to put the wind up Sylvest'
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| Now, he thought he’d take a trip to Italy
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| He thought that he’d go by sea
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| He dove off the harbor in New York
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| And swam like a great big shark
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| He saw the Lusitania in distress
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| He put the Lusitania on his chest
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| He drank all of the water in the sea
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| And he walked all the way to Italy
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| That was my brother Sylvest' (What's he got?)
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| A row of forty medals on his chest (big chest!)
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| He killed fifty bad men in the west; |
| he knows no rest
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| Think of a man, hells' fire, don’t push, just shove
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| Plenty of room for you and me
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| He’s got an arm like a leg (a ladies' leg!)
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| And a punch that would sink a battleship (big ship!)
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| It takes all of the Army and the Navy to put the wind up Sylvest'
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| He thought he take a trip to old Japan
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| They turned out a big brass band
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| You can take all of the instruments you’ve got
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| We got a lad that can play the whole lot
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| And the old church bells will ring (Hells bells!)
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| The old church choir will sing (Hells fire!)
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| They all turned out to say farewell to my big brother Sylvest' |