Lyrics Talking Cow - The Wiggles

Talking Cow

A cow that talks, have you ever heard?
Anything that is so absurd
You know how cows eat grass and moo
Well, here’s a cow that can talk to you
Tell us, Talking Cow, have you something to say?
Something to say have you got all day?
I love to talk, talk is my thing.
I love to talk about anything.
Did you know that this is so
It’s impossible to lick your own elbow?
Butterflies taste their feet
And mosquitoes have their mouth full of teeth.
In space, you can’t burp or cry.
Slugs have 4 noses.
I wonder why?
Four polar bears are left-handed
And the shoe is hard in its head.
Well, this cow was right;
he could talk all day
This cow has so many things to say
He talked and talked and talked some more
From the pyramids to Uni-saw
Talking Cow: Elephant’s the only animal with 4 knees,
Camels milk one toe, there’s no camel cheese.
A goldfish has a short memory
About 3 seconds.
That’s 1, 2.
The eye of an ostrich is being of its break,
That’s all is turned left, well, leave me a cave.
Your ears and nose never stop to grow.
A snail can sleep 3 years in a row.
So many things that I didn’t know
Thank you, Talking Cow, but it’s time to go
Time to go?!?
But there’s more you see
About histories in the world parts 1, 2, 3.
A cow can’t talk all through the night
He can’t stop talking till the stars are bright
He didn’t stop and he gave a moo
Moo!
In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The sunset smells as an ant is
just as good as a dog.
Giraffes have no vocal cords.
Owls are the only birds
that can see the color blue.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The average
person laughs 15 times a day.