| Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu
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| He’s got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor old fella ain’t got no
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| wings
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| «Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tail eagle?» |
| — dom ba da little da da da
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| (Spoken in tempo) «While the eagle’s flying round and round, I keep my two feet
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| firmly on the ground
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| I can’t fly, but I’m telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo»
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| Doo dee ba doo doo doo, boo da da doot doo doo doo
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| He can’t fly, but I’m telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo
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| Well he was the model for the fifty cents — oom ba da little da da da
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| The designer should have had more sense — oom ba da little da da da
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| If you take a look, it’ll prove to you, I ran the pants off that kangaroo
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| Doo dee ba doo doo doo… Boo da da doot doo doo.
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| Take a look it’ll prove to you, he can run the pants off the kangaroo
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| You can’t loop the loop like a cockatoo — Oom ba da little da da da
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| Swoop and toss like an albatross — Oom ba da little da da da
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| «You silly galah, I’m better by far, than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar;
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| They squeak and squawk and try to talk, why me and them’s like cheese and chalk»
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| Ba da da Doo dee ba doo doo doo… Boo da da doot doo doo doo
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| He can’t fly but I’m telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo…
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| Well the last time I saw Old Man Emu — Oom ba da little da da da
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| He was chasing a female he knew — Oom ba da little da da da
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| As he shot past I heard him say «She can’t fly, but I’m telling you
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| She could run the pants off a kangaroo». |
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| Ba da da Doo dee ba doo doo doo Doo dee ba doo doo doo… Boo da da doot doo doo
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| doo
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| She can’t fly but I’m telling you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo
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| Well there is a moral to this ditty — Oom ba da little da da da
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| Thrush can sing but he ain’t pretty — Oom ba da little da da da
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| Duck can swim, but he can’t sing, nor can the eagle on the wing
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| Emu can’t fly, but I’m telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo
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| Well the kookaburra laughed and said «It's true, oom ba da little da da da
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| Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hoo, He can run the pants off a kangaroo» |