| Me and my brother were talking to each other
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| About what makes a man a man
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| Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
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| We just couldn’t understand
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| Our old man didn’t like our appearance
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| He said that only women wear long hair
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| So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
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| We knew what we had to do
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| We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
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| And got our arms tattooed
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| Welcome to my life, tattoo
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| I’m a man now, thanks to you
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| I expect I’ll regret you
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| But the skin graft man won’t get you
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| You’ll be there when I die
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| Tattoo
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| My dad beat me because mine said «Mother»
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| But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
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| Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
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| And my mother thought that was extremely rude
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| Welcome to my life, tattoo
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| We’ve a long time together, me and you
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| Now I’m older, I’m tattooed all over
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| My wife is tattooed too
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| A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot
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| Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
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| To you |