| Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain
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| You lived up to your name, Jimmy, Joker James
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| Sally was a stamp collector, pretty little girl
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| One day she dated James, bringing love into her world
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| A tense romantic moment as they sat down on the couch
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| The whoopee cushion roared and I’m afraid it’s over now
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| (He's a joker…)
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| Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain
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| You lived up to your name, didn’t you, Joker James
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| Lucy was a cool one, always got her high
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| Then she dated James and true love took her higher
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| The jester had suggested a new way to get stoned
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| Put itching powder down her neck and now she’s all alone
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| Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain
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| You lived up to your name, didn’t you, Joker James
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| Sense of humor cannot woo her
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| You just threw another wheeze her way
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| Wizard pranks won’t get you thanks
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| You just threw another love away
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| Alice was a different kettle, always wore a smile
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| Her skin felt like heaven and laughter all the while
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| Her sense of humor throws him and deep in love he falls
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| But when he tries to sign the paper the rubber pencil falls
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| (He's a joker…)
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| Joker James, you’re not to blame, the joke’s on you, now you’re blue
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| It’s such a shame, but that’s the game, Joker James
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| Joker James, you did it again, caused somebody pain
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| You lived up to your name, Jimmy, Joker James |