| The first time we met you were a kennel maid,
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| The first time we met you were a kennel maid,
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| You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid,
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| You gave me a tip i got me forecast paid,
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| You were holding a greyhound in trap number one,
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| You were holding a greyhound in trap number one,
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| Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun.
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| Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun.
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| Now we’re both together,
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| Now we’re both together,
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| We’re never gonna break apart, no no,
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| We’re never gonna break apart, no no,
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| 'Cause we’re a happy couple you and me,
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| 'cause we’re a happy couple you and me,
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| With a greyhound at either knee.
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| With a greyhound at either knee.
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| I’ll have ten shillings to win on Camera Flash, young man,
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| I’ll have ten shillings to win on camera flash, young man,
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| What dog’s that, it’s a deuce, look at it.
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| What dog’s that, it’s a deuce, look at it.
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| 'Ceptin'you, little darling,
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| 'ceptin'you, little darling,
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| 'Ceptin'you, little darling,
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| 'ceptin'you, little darling,
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| We’re a happy couple you and me,
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| We’re a happy couple you and me,
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| With a greyhound at either knee.
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| With a greyhound at either knee.
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| We go to the dog track on Saturday night,
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| We go to the dog track on saturday night,
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| We put all our money on a dog that we like,
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| We put all our money on a dog that we like,
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| A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie,
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| A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie,
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| Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
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| Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
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| 'Ceptin'you, little darling,
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| 'ceptin'you, little darling,
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| 'Ceptin'you, little darling,
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| 'ceptin'you, little darling,
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| We’re a happy couple you and me,
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| We’re a happy couple you and me,
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| With a baby on either knee.
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| With a baby on either knee.
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| Yes it’s you little darling,
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| Yes it’s you little darling,
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| Yes it’s you little darling,
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| Yes it’s you little darling,
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| Now it’s you little darling,
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| Now it’s you little darling,
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| Now it’s you.
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| Now it’s you.
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| Girl, where’s me wage packet ???,
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| Girl, where’s me wage packet ???,
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| Ah I’ll put twenty-five knicker please on Gallop Printer,
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| Ah i’ll put twenty-five knicker please on gallop printer,
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| Oh, I hope the wife don’t find out,
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| Oh, i hope the wife don’t find out,
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| Yes, it’s sure to win, isn’t it,
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| Yes, it’s sure to win, isn’t it,
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| Yes, I know, it’s a good dog, I saw it run at White City,
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| Yes, i know, it’s a good dog, i saw it run at white city,
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| Just last week, broke the record, Gallop Printer,
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| Just last week, broke the record, gallop printer,
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| Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks.
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| Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks. |