| Doctor, there’s something wrong with me
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| My health is not all that it used to be
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| My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet
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| My eyesight’s getting dimmer, I can’t see
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| Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I’m glad
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| I’ve got every sickness there is to be had
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| I had whooping cough last month
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| And today I’ve got the mumps
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| And tomorrow I’ll catch chicken pox as well
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| Doctor doctor doctor make me well
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| I’ve not got long to go now I can tell
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| Doctor doctor doctor make me well
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| I’ve not got long to go I can tell
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| Those pills I took have no effect at all
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| Just the other day I had a nasty fall
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| And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor
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| And I’m shrinking last week I was five foot four
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| I’ve been getting shivers lately, is it flu?
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| I know the bug is going round, what can I do?
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| It’s about to pick on me, I’ve still got the other three
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| Do you think I caught smallpox I’d get flu?
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| Do you think it’s time that I made out my will?
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| I’ll leave everything to you to pay my bill
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| Just how long is there to go
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| Please tell me I want to know
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| But on second thoughts don’t tell me, I’m too ill |