
Date of issue: 07.09.2017
Record label: BMG Rights Management (UK)
Song language: English
Kinky's History Lesson |
Dear Kinky Friedman, I read what you wrote |
Neville Chamberlain surrender monkeys — yup, that was your quote |
Well, we all say stupid things sometimes, so here with my blessing |
Kinky Friedman, this is your history lesson |
Chamberlain declared war on the 3rd of September |
The US wasn’t involved, as I remember |
And after Poland fell, then Belgium and France |
Britain stood alone with barely a chance |
We faced Hitler down, he unleashed the blitz |
A hundred nine elevens that left London in bits |
But we never caved in, Britain never surrendered |
No petition for peace, Kinky, was ever fuckin' tendered |
Oh, Kinky Friedman |
Dude, quit your messin' |
And listen up good |
This is your history lesson |
Roosevelt helped us with armaments and food |
His vision was sure and his policy good |
He’d have brought the USA into the war on our side |
But the isolationists had both his hands tied |
Stay out, stay out was your public’s demand |
Till Japan hit Pearl Harbour and that forced your hand |
Then your boys fought like lions but so the hell did ours |
And only an asshole, Kinky, could call the British cowards |
Oh, Kinky Friedman |
Take some quiet time processing |
These words of mine |
Your history lesson |
And here’s a casualty count for you to muse upon, man |
Military personnel and civilians killed in the theatre of World War two |
USA: four hundred and nineteen thousand and four hundred |
Great Britain: four hundred and fifty thousand and nine hundred |
And just to keep perspective |
USSR: twenty-seven million… or thereabouts |
Yeah, war is no joke |
And my friend you misspoke |
Or so I’m guessin' |
But take this well, buddy |
And may it ease your soul |
Kinky Friedman this has been |
Your history lesson |
Name | Year |
---|---|
The Whole Of The Moon | 1991 |
Fisherman's Blues | 1991 |
We Will Not Be Lovers | 1988 |
And A Bang On The Ear | 1991 |
A Girl Called Johnny | 1991 |
The Pan Within | 2011 |
Ready For The Monkeyhouse | 2016 |
Trumpets | 1985 |
Don't Bang The Drum | 1991 |
How Long Will I Love You | 2021 |
A Song For The Life | 2021 |
Spring Comes to Spiddal | 2013 |
Islandman | 2021 |
Something That Is Gone | 2021 |
A Man Is In Love | 1991 |
Jimmy Hickey's Waltz | 1988 |
Somebody Might Wave Back | 1994 |
Room To Roam | 2021 |
Spirit | 1991 |
Old England | 2011 |