| Johnny’s in the basement, mixin' up the medicine
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| I’m on the pavement, thinkin' about the government
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| The man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off
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| Says he’s got a bad cough, wants to get it paid off
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| Look out kid, it’s somethin' you did
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| God knows when, but you’re doin' it again
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| You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend
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| The man in the coon-skin cap in a pig pen
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| Wants 11 dollar bills — you only got 10
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| Maggie comes fleet foot, face full of black soot
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| Talkin' that the heat put plants in the bed, but
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| Phone’s tapped anyway
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| Maggie says the many say
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| They must bust in early May
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| Orders from the D. A
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| Look out kid, don’t matter what you did
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| Walk on your tip toes, don’t tie no bows
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| Better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose
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| Keep a clean nose, watch the plainclothes
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| You don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
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| Oh, get sick, get well, hang around a ink well
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| Hang bail, hard to tell if anything is gonna sell
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| Try hard, get barred, get back, ride rail
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| Get jailed, jump bail, join the Army if you fail
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| Look out kid, you’re gonna get hit
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| By losers, cheaters, six-time users
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| Hanging 'round the theaters
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| Girl by the whirlpool’s looking for a new fool
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| Don’t follow leaders, a-watch the parking meters
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| Oh, get born, keep warm
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| Short pants, romance
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| Learn to dance, get dressed
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| Get blessed, try to be a success
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| Please her, please him, buy gifts
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| Don’t steal, don’t lift
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| 20 years of schoolin' and they put you on the day shift
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| Look out kid, they keep it all hid
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| Better jump down a manhole, light yourself a candle
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| Don’t wear sandals, try to avoid the scandals
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| Don’t want to be a bum, you better chew gum
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| The pump don’t work 'cause the vandals took the handles |