| We force animals to live in concentration camps, |
| You wouldn’t like that now would you, no thanks. |
| Calves raised for veal became a no no, |
| And pull that bear around by a ring in its nose. |
| Raising chickens in factories it ain’t natural. |
| We got them living in their de-beaked hell. |
| They ain’t dumb animals so to speak, |
| They ain’t just here for us to eat. (An') |
| These animals don’t have no rights, |
| Like you and me. |
| These animals are only good for one thing, |
| They’re good to eat. |
| They ain’t got no rights like you and me, |
| So let’s cut 'em up in a laboratory. |
| Stick some wires in a monkey’s brain, |
| It’s so cool to make him go insane. |
| These animals sure did nothin' to me, |
| But I gotta abuse them for the cosmetics' industry. |
| These animals can find a cure for cancer, |
| Their pain will give us the answer. (An') |
| 3. Animal rights, it’s all a little hazy, |
| In the meantime pass me the gravy. |
| They got no spokesman 'cos they don’t speak, |
| So come on boys — let’s eat! |
| (Solo) |
| Gotta test this new paint in some rabbit’s eye, |
| Grind up these little pigs to make a yummy pork pie. |
| I tell you sheep and lambs must of course, |
| One day come and meet Mr. Mint Sauce. (An') |