| Why do we call it a hamburger there’s no ham in it
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| Why do we call it a sandwich there’s no sand in it
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| Why do we call it a hotdog if there’s no dog in it (or is there?)
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| I don’t even care 'cause I’m still having it
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| You say spaghetti, and I say pasghetti
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| It really doesn’t matter, just call me when it’s ready
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| And elephant ears aren’t ears at all
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| They don’t compare 'cause they’re really kinda small
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| Complain all you want they don’t hear at all
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| Ma! |
| Why do we call it bacon, you ain’t bakin' it
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| That french toast isn’t French and you ain’t toastin' it (ooh lala)
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| Why do they call it milkshake you ain’t shakin' it
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| It don’t matter how you’re makin' it as long as you’re makin' it
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| You say pepperoni and I say pepperoni
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| There really is no other way to say pepperoni
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| What about bologna I don’t know why
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| It’s spelled with an A but sounds like a Y
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| When I hear that bell I gotta say bye, 'cause it’s suppertime
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| Suppertime is my favorite time of day
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| Breakfast for dinner or dinner for lunch
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| If it’s lunch before noon you call it brunch, okay
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| Why do they call it a hamburger there’s no ham in it
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| Why do they call it a sandwich there’s no sand in it
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| Why do they call it a hotdog there’s no dog in it
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| It doesn’t matter what’s in it 'cause I’m still having it
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| It ain’t raining cats and dogs and it ain’t raining buckets
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| A corn dog isn’t corn at all and chicken’s don’t have nuggets
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| And elephants ears aren’t ears at all
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| They don’t compare 'cause they’re really kinda small
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| Complain all you want they don’t hear at all
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| Now I gotta go 'cause I hear that call
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| Hear that call
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| Hear that call
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| It’s suppertime |