| I was at the bar with my drinkin' team
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| It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean
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| We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave y’all
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| When in walked a soldier, he was from the fuzzy naval
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| We were fallin', stumblin', crawlin'
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| Her come da police, Captain Tom Collins
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| And the rapper said freeze
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| He said, «Hands in the air and hand over your keys»
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| Now we did and that was kinda simple
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| Now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple
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| I asked my friend 'bout Margarita
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| He said Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn’t wanna meet her
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| So I talked to Marguarita 'cause yoh, she was flyer
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| I took her to the coast 'cause I wanted to screw driver
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| Now I’m not one for a speech
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| But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, y’all
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| Tequila, te-te-te -tequila, tequila
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| Here we go again and I’m not fussin'
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| See I’m a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians
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| At the bar with a drink in my hand
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| In walked Jose Cuervo what was Margaritas man
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| I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he’s distinguished
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| His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old English
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| He said, «You'd better think fast
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| 'Cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass»
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| He gave me some advice and it went like this
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| Catch the night train and head up to 'cisco
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| I didn’t wanna stick around
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| I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound
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| Now I’m at the Red Zone, everybody’s stylin'
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| Was sippin' Ice Teas on Long Island
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| I blacked out and the party came to a halt
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| 'Cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault y’all
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| Tequila, te-te-te -Tequila |