| Two tickets’ll get you a tour of the fair
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| We’ve got a lot of ground to cover, keep up or get lost
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| It’s safe to say that you’ve got no idea what you’re in for
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| In time you’ll see what we’ve done here
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| Hey kid in the back with the backpack why don’t you come up front?
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| Get up front
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| Just give it a rest now
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| Just give it a rest now you wouldn’t want to
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| Cause a scene un front of all these people
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| Stop before you lose your mind
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| Are you freaking them out?
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| Are you speaking out loud?
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| All apologies — it seems that this disease
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| Demands the expertise of someone with a knack
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| For seeing through the wall of bullshit that I’ve built
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| Would you take a look at the time?
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| The tour has barely just begun
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| And yet we’re falling behind!
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| I could’ve found my way out of the sideshow tent
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| By now without you slowing me down
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| You’re all so ugly inside and out
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| Come one come all, come one come all !
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| This just might be the only audience we’ve ever had so…
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| Welcome to the death of love and war
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| We’ve got the answers (keep up keep up)
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| We’ve been waiting for you or anyone at all
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| Let’s start the tour, shall we?
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| Look at the animals play
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| The sun goes down but nothing’s changed
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| They can’t explain why we, as animals, would try to shape the world
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| But as performers we won’t stop until its perfect
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| And isn’t that just the silliest fucking thing you’ve ever hear?
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| But there’s nothing we can do about right?
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| Come one come all, come one come all !
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| This just might be the only audience we’ve ever had so…
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| Welcome to the death of love and war
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| We’ve got the answers (keep up keep up)
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| We’ve been waiting for you or anyone at all
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| Shh… the aberrations seep… shall we wake them?
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| Ladies and gentlemen, your eyes do not deceive you
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| They couldn’t if they tried
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| It’s my pleasure to present the most bizarre of human animals
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| The freaks, the worthless fucking…
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| Come one come all, come one come all !
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| This just might be the only audience we’ve ever had so…
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| Welcome to the death of love and war
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| We’ve got the answers (keep up keep up)
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| We’ve been waiting for you or anyone at all
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| Come one come all, come one come all !
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| Well its almost time to start the show
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| So welcome to the end of what you know keep up, keep up (keep up keep up)
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| We’ve been waiting for anyone at all
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| Ah, lalalalalalalalalala
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| It’s almost time to start the show
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| So everybody out there, sit down and shut the fuck up
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| Pardon me, my boy
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| A moment’s all I ask of you — for now
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| And if you’d offer up your minutes we’d return your change in hours
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| Ours is quite a gripping tale of every ray your mind devours
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| So take a look inside the flea circus
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| Smile along with the fabrication as long as you can shelve your disbelief
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| Breathe in each and every word from painted lips
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| We know you’ll keep these exaggerated features in your head |