| Let’s make a list
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| So we can feel like we’re accomplishing something
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| So we can feel like we’re working together
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| Let’s sit in a circle adding to the list
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| As we move around the room one by one
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| As you make a suggestion begin sternly
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| — you take no shit —
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| To give credence to your semi-constructive argument
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| Tomorrow we’ll wonder where this generation
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| Gets their priorities from
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| Tomorrow my heart will skip a beat
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| As it does every morning nine months of the year
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| It has to do with this list
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| Before the bells even ring
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| Before the hair is even combed
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| Will the approach ever change
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| Or will it begin as i’ve said
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| And end with a lighthearted twist
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| To prove we’re all adults?
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| It has to do with this list
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| Which we’ll put in our pockets
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| To throw away at a later date
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| It has to do with this list
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| Which makes me feel more uncomfortable
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| Than i’ve ever felt
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| More apple pie than i’ve ever been
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| We are not housewives, executives, or entrepreneurs
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| We are teachers by trade, complainers by role |