| Well
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| I’m not the kind to kiss and tell
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| But I’ve been with Farah.
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| I’ve never been with anything less than an nine
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| So fine.
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| I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields
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| Gone fast with a girl name Bo But somehow they just don’t end up as mine.
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| It’s death-defying life a lead
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| I take my chances.
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| I die in movies and t.v.
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| But the hardiest thing i ever
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| Do i watch my leading ladies
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| Kiss some other guy while bandagin'
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| Knee.
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| I might fall from a tall building
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| I might roll a band-new car 'cause
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| I’m the unknown stuntman that made
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| Redford such a star.
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| I’ve never spent much time in school
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| But i taught ladies true
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| I hire my body out for pay.
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| I’ve gottin burned over Cheryl Tiegs
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| Blown up for Raquel Welch but when
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| I end up in the hay it’s only hay, hay, hay.
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| I might jump an open drawbridge
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| Or Tarzan from a vine.
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| 'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that
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| Makes Eastwood look so fine.
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| They’ll never make me President
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| But I’ve got the best first ladies.
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| Some day’s I’ve got’em as far as the
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| Can see"oowee"
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| A morning drive with Jakie Smith
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| I crash in the night Cheryl
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| But in the end never stay with me.
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| I might fall from tall building
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| So Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt
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| I might leap a mighty canyon
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| So he can kiss a flirt.
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| While that smooth talker’s
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| Kissin' my girl I’m just
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| Kissin' dirt.
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| Yes I’m the lonely stuntman
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| That made a lover out of Bert. |