
Date of issue: 20.04.1980
Song language: English
What's with Terry |
We begin our sad tale when Terry was young |
When Enid Blyton proved lots of fun |
But his vision dimmed his adventurous nights |
He, the Secret Seven under artificial lights |
Oh dear, what’s with Terry? |
Oh dear, it’s not right |
The local girls are not so pretty |
But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight |
Then came the day Terry always did dread |
Christmas had come, a present lay on his bed |
A Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy? |
No, horn-rimmed glasses — fit for a boy! |
Oh dear, what’s with Terry? |
Oh dear, it’s not right |
The local girls are not so pretty |
But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight |
Wearing glasses never became a craze |
So the years, they passed in a hazy daze |
Even at matches, he’d shout and roar |
Pretend he’d seen another George Best goal |
Being Joe 90 has proved a success |
But he’s no Clark Gable nevertheless |
They found the answer to this classic case |
It wasn’t the glasses — it’s his horrible face! |
Oh dear, what’s with Terry? |
Oh dear, it’s not right |
The local girls are not so pretty |
But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight |
Oh dear, what’s with Terry? |
Oh dear, it’s not right |
The local girls are not so pretty |
But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight |
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