| We begin our sad tale when Terry was young
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| When Enid Blyton proved lots of fun
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| But his vision dimmed his adventurous nights
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| He, the Secret Seven under artificial lights
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| Oh dear, what’s with Terry?
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| Oh dear, it’s not right
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| The local girls are not so pretty
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| But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight
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| Then came the day Terry always did dread
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| Christmas had come, a present lay on his bed
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| A Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy?
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| No, horn-rimmed glasses — fit for a boy!
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| Oh dear, what’s with Terry?
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| Oh dear, it’s not right
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| The local girls are not so pretty
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| But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight
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| Wearing glasses never became a craze
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| So the years, they passed in a hazy daze
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| Even at matches, he’d shout and roar
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| Pretend he’d seen another George Best goal
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| Being Joe 90 has proved a success
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| But he’s no Clark Gable nevertheless
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| They found the answer to this classic case
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| It wasn’t the glasses — it’s his horrible face!
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| Oh dear, what’s with Terry?
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| Oh dear, it’s not right
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| The local girls are not so pretty
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| But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight
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| Oh dear, what’s with Terry?
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| Oh dear, it’s not right
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| The local girls are not so pretty
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| But they are if you see 'em through Terry’s sight |