Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song William Howard Taft, artist - The Two Man Gentlemen Band. Album song Heavy Petting, in the genre КантриDate of issue: 11.02.2008
Record label: Serious Business
Song language: English
William Howard Taft |
| Oh, William Howard Taft |
| Had a great big smile and a great big laugh |
| Great big belly, great big thighs that |
| Slapped together when he walked by |
| Measured in clean at a quarter ton |
| Made the oval office just fit for one |
| Oh, you can’t squeeze nothin' past |
| Oh, William Howard Taft |
| Got himself stuck in a bath |
| It took the secret service and the police to |
| Pry him out with a tub of grease |
| He had a steak dinner for the king of Spain |
| But nobody got to eat a thing |
| Because you can’t sneak nothin' past |
| Oh, William (William) Howard Taft |
| Yes William (William) Howard Taft |
| Oh, William (William) Howard Taft |
| William Howard Taft big and fat, oh |
| William (William) Howard Taft |
| Yes William (William) Howard Taft |
| No you can’t sneak nothin' past |
| William (William) Howard Taft |
| Yes William (William) Howard Taft |
| Oh, William (William) Howard Taft |
| Ske-bop-a-bop--a-bop-a-doo-bo |
| William (William) Howard Taft |
| William (William) Howard Taft |
| You can’t sneak nothin' past |
| William (William) Howard Taft |
| Yes William Howard Taft |