| In the land of a million drums | 
| There is always something going on, on, on, on | 
| If you can’t locate your thought off | 
| Might as well go on take your dead home, home, home, home | 
| In the land of a million drums | 
| I catch a pattern that spit rings around you like Saturn | 
| Intergalatic tracks I make 'em like magstrulium | 
| This one for scooby, pass the doobie I’mma do me one, do me one | 
| Only you clean over | 
| I pick up the mic and rock it while I’m sober | 
| For the rated G exposure if you listen what I’m tryin to told ya | 
| We fathers with seeds of our own | 
| We’re talkin about sons and daughters boy, not roots and clones | 
| Now that the theory gone wrong | 
| An embryo with no soul | 
| Stuck in this green mini-van with my lungs in a chokehold | 
| Shaggy pass the boombastic | 
| Daphne said don’t do that | 
| Freaky Fred smashed the gas and slammed us into traffic | 
| Now Scrappy wanna box and throw them bows | 
| So I had to sic the pitbull on him before he could pass one blow | 
| Scooby-doo, scooby-doo, scooby damn doo, scooby doo (Scooby doobie doo) | 
| In the land of a million drums | 
| There is always something going on, on, on, on | 
| If you can’t locate your thought off | 
| Might as well go on take your dead home, home, home, home | 
| Woke up from a long night of hanging out with Shaggy | 
| Oh no, lost my last baggy of scoobie snackies | 
| Shaggy, wake up, we’ve been had | 
| Our Scooby snacks, they got the whole stash | 
| He said, «Who, who?» | 
| I don’t have a clue | 
| I suspect the thirteen ghosts of Scoobie Doo | 
| Call Vincent Price up on the Nextel | 
| Tell him to send another package right through the mail | 
| In the meantime, I’ma call Velma to tell her | 
| To get the Mystery Machine ready | 
| I’m two-wayin' Daphne and Freddy | 
| Me and Shaggy dressed in all black, strapped | 
| Dippin' through the flash trying to get our stash back | 
| Rounding up suspects, collection' clues | 
| I got a question, where the hell is Scooby Doo when you need him? | 
| The hound’s only found when you feed him | 
| In fact he probably got my sack | 
| Tell him holler back | 
| In the land of a million drums | 
| There is always something going on, on, on, on | 
| If you can’t locate your thought off | 
| Might as well go on take your dead home, home, home, home | 
| Break it down, break it down baby 'til the flow jumps off the ground | 
| Ooo break it down lookin' over yonder til the walls come tumblin down | 
| Ooo, yes lord y’ain’t gotta tell me two times but you know I know | 
| Ooo, break it down, break it down baby 'cuz I want y’all all to know | 
| We rock the world | 
| In the land of a million drums | 
| There is always something going on, on, on, on | 
| If you can’t locate your thought off | 
| Might as well go on take your dead home, home, home, home | 
| I coulda got away with it, if it wasn’t for ya meddlin kids | 
| (oh oh, oh no) |