| Well, I went to the beach just the other day
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| I saw a pretty girl and I wanted to say
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| Come on, baby, go surfin' with me
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| But I didn’t know a thing about the sea
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| I thought I’d take a chance so I walked her away
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| I didn’t know exactly what I’d say
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| When all at once, it was a sight to see
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| She started whippin' surfin' terms on me
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| Banzai, pipeline, shootin' the curl
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| Ten toes over and she’s caught in a swirl
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| Everybody jumps and they point and shout
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| I wish I knew what they were talkin' about
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| I decided then I’d better be on my way
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| I said I’ll see you later some other day
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| When out of the the blue I heard someone say
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| «Move it over, hodad, you’re in my way»
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| Banzai, pipeline, shootin' the curl
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| Ten toes over and she’s caught in a swirl
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| Everybody jumps and they point and shout
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| I wish I knew what they were talkin' about
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| I was feelin' so bad as I walked down the shore
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| I saw two surfers and they both looked sore
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| And as I passed them I heard one roar
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| «Some ugly kind of gremmie put a dinghy in my board»
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| Banzai, pipeline, shootin' the curl
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| Ten toes over and she’s caught in a swirl
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| Everybody jumps and they point and shout
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| I wish I knew what they were talkin' about
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| Man, I can’t understand the words that chick’s puttin' on me
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| I gotta go in there and find out what’s happening
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| Yeah, I’m goin' in there |