Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Whiskey Makes Me Crazy, artist - The Tossers. Date of issue: 27.10.2008
Song language: English
Whiskey Makes Me Crazy |
| I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance |
| Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants |
| I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course |
| We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce |
| Stout it makes you thick, and it makes you thin and lazy |
| Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy |
| I curled up with my wife after I’d gone to wet my throat |
| Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat |
| My friends do not invite me anymore for anything |
| Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything |
| My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue |
| Now I have a wife and sure she’s beating on me too |
| I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled |
| But it’s off now to Christina’s place to go get fucking drilled |