| How d’you do, I see you’ve met my faithful handyman
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| He’s just a little brought down because when you knocked
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| He thought you were the candyman.
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| Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
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| Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
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| I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
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| But by night I’m one hell of a lover
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| I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
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| So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
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| You look like you’re both pretty groovy
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| Or if you want something visual that’s not too abysmal
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| We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
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| I’m glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
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| We’re both in a bit of a hurry.
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| We’ll just say where we are, then go back to the car
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| We don’t want to be any worry.
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| So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
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| Well babies, don’t you panic.
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| By the light of the night when it all seems alright
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| I’ll get you a satanic mechanic.
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| I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
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| So why don’t you stay for the night? |
| Or maybe a bite?
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| I could show you my favourite obsession.
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| I’ve been making a man with blond hair and a tan
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| And he’s good for relieving my tension
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| I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
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| So come up to the lab. |
| And see what’s on the slab.
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| I see you shiver with antici… pation!
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| But maybe the rain isn’t really to blame
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| So I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
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| AlanKZs |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Sweet Transvestie , by - The Theatreland Chorus. Song from the album «Шоу ужасов Рокки Хоррора», in the genre Мюзиклы