| Hey Janet
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| Yes Brad?
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| I’ve got something to say
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| Uh huh?
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| I really like the… skillful way
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| You beat the other girls
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| To the bride’s bouquet
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| Oh… oh, Brad
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| The river was deep but I swam it Janet
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| The future is ours, so let’s plan it Janet
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| So please don’t tell me to can it Janet
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| I’ve got one thing to say and that’s
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| Dammit Janet, I love you
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| The road was long but I ran it Janet
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| There’s a fire in my heart and you fan it Janet
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| If there’s one fool for you then I am it
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| Janet
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| I’ve got one thing to say and that’s
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| Dammit Janet, I love you
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| Here’s a ring to prove that I’m no joker
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| There’s three ways that love can grow
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| That’s good, bad, or mediocre
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| Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so Oh, it’s nicer than Betty Munroe had
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| Oh Brad
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| Now we’re engaged and I’m so glad
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| Oh Brad
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| That you met Mom and you know Dad
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| Oh Brad
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| I’ve got one thing to say and that’s
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| Brad, I’m mad, for you too
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| Oh Brad
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| Oh dammit
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| I’m mad
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| Oh Janet
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| For you
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| I love you too
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| There’s one thing left to do, ah-hoo
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| And that’s go see the man who began it Janet
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| When we met in his science exam-it
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| Janet
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| Made me give you the eye and then panic
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| Janet
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| Now I’ve one thing to say and that’s
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| Dammit Janet, I love you
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| Dammit Janet
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| Oh Brad, I’m mad
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| Dammit Janet
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| I love you |