| «I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day
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| And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man
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| He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings
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| 'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby
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| He didn’t have anything unusual there that day
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| So I was just about to, ya know, walk on by
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| When suddenly and without warning, there was this"
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| «Shoop da-doo
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| Chang da-doo
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| Snip da-doo
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| Da da da da da da-doo
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| Nope, da-doo
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| Good for you."
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| Total eclipse of the sun!
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| It got very dark and there was this strange
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| Sound like something from another world
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| Da-doo
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| «And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there
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| Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias
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| I coulda sworn it hadn’t been there before
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| But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways
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| For a dollar ninety-five»
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| «Whoop-see-doo
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| Audrey Two
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| Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo-oo-ooo-oo" |