| You asked me, do I love you
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| And you said you just have to know tonight
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| Oh yeah, I love you
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| And what you’re thinking there sure is right
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| You mean you love her?
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| I love her
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| You mean you really, really, really, really love her?
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| Oh boy, you’re right
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| You’re positively absolutely right
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| Will she believe you? |
| Will you abuse her?
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| Will you ever, ever, ever misuse her?
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| Oh no, it ain’t right, it ain’t right
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| Ah
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| Because it’s known, she’s at home
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| Just sitting and waiting all alone
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| Hello operator, please
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| Give me true love seven-eight-three
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| You say true love seven-eight-three?
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| Oh boy, you’re right
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| You’re positively absolutely right
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| Pick up the phone, she’s at home
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| Just sitting and waiting all alone
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| Hello operator, please
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| Give me true love seven-eight-three
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| You say true love seven-eight-three?
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| Oh boy, you’re right
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| You’re positively absolutely right
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| Did you say you love to hate her? |
| (You're right)
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| Did you say you love to hate her? |
| (Oh boy)
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| Did you say you love to hate her? |
| (You're right)
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| Did you say you love to hate her? |
| (You're right)
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| Did you say you love to hate her? |
| (Oh boy) |