| WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
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| Don’t worry now just take your time
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| You have your water, your wife, plus three life lines
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| WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
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| Get it right and for sure you’ll be proud
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| And if you need help you can even ask the heads in the crowd
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| WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
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| Questions like these can take for weeks
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| But for 30 seconds you can call one of your peeps
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| WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
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| But get it wrong, and you’ll lose your cash
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| So I advise you, split the answer half and half
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| [host
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| contestants]
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| What up playas and playettes, and studio audience guests?
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| You tuned into the show that got you thinkin for the dough
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| One million in cash if the right answer match
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| You can spend it in the clubs or save it in a stash
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| Our first contestant:
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| Worf outta Borath
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| Who hate half ass niggas, he spit a lot so build a raft
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| Contestant number two:
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| I’m mister Quiles from the Bronx
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| Where rap first got its props and street kids open barber shops
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| Our third contestant:
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| From Bushwick Brooklyn, better known as Crooklyn |
| Swel Boogie, he’ll keep you lookin
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| Well then, now that we met our three contestants
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| Sit your stink ass down and get ready for the first question!
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| Complete the phrase:
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| If you want to join the crew, you must see me, you can’t sound like.
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| Stan & Paulie?
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| Shan & Marley?
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| Abraham & Correy?
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| Capone-N-NORE?
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| Who’ll answer it for me?
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| Is it Shan & Marley?
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| Good guessing, next question!
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| Which one of these choices make it harder to walk the block:
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| Is it A) the liquor shop?
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| B) dealers lacin the red top?
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| C) closin the weed spot?
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| D) the beast with black Glocks, that rock knots
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| Claimin they heard shots, makin it more hot?
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| I’d say: D) the beast, watch ol' flatfoot walk the streets
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| *whoop whoop, pull over* That’s the sound of da police
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| Is that your final answer?
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| Yes y’all!
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| Correct! |
| Now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect
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| What was Rakim before he became what he is today?
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| Is it A) MC?
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| B) b-boy?
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| C) graff head?
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| Or D) DJ?
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| I think it’s: C) graff head, before becomin a microphone fiend
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| he tagged with jungle green, that’s what the magazine said |
| Now is that your final answer?
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| Yes y’all!
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| Correct! |
| Now lets take it up a notch for more loot to collect
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| Which dress possess the best breast:
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| Dolly Parton in a cowboy vest?
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| Tyra Banks in stretch?
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| Lisa Lisa in sweats?
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| Or Lil' Kim at the Grammys, showin half of her chest?
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| What’s gonna be your guess, now wait, take a minute to invest
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| Who needs a minute when we know it’s Lisa Lisa
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| Bonita freaky latina, if you’re watchin I wanna meet ya
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| Is that your final answer?
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| Yes y’all!
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| Correct! |
| Now lets take it up a notch wtih some more loot to collect
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| It seems like these contestants are on the right track
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| So after these messages we’ll be right back!
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| We’d like to thank our sponsors, without them we wouldn’t be here
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| Now back to our contestants on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
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| Which of these would correct for the smell in a project building:
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| Is it A) dirty diapers?
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| B) pissin on the wall?
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| C) beer on the floor?
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| D) blunt smoke in the hall?
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| Can I choose all, one out of four is a little tricky to call
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| But I believe it’s: B) |
| Why?
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| My stair case is like a stall with my moms lockin me out
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| and I’m drunk pissin in corridors
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| Now is that your final answer?
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| Yes y’all!
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| Correct! |
| Now lets take it up a notch with more loot to collect
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| Darth Vader is the father of this guy, here’s a sample:
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| Is it Luke Skywalker?
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| Luke Perry?
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| Groovy Lou?
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| Or Luther Campbell?
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| I’ll use one of my life lines
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| This money’s for my daughter
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| Okay, the heads is sayin it’s Luke Skywalker
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| Is that your final answer?
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| Yes y’all!
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| Correct! |
| Now lets take it up a notch with more cash to collect
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| What’s the best way to get on:
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| Is it A) soundin like them?
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| B) throw money on tables?
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| C) gettin it in the anal?
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| Or is it D) start up your own label, nurture it from the craddle
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| Back and forth to sacrifice but be always willin and able?
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| Life line, quick! |
| What’s the answer? |
| The choice is on the table
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| Who better than do it yourself
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| I’d say: start your own label
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| Is that your final answer?
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| Yes y’all!
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| Correct! |
| Now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect
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| So tune in next week when we continue to climb |
| WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? |