
Date of issue: 08.03.2018
Record label: Spectrum
Song language: English
The Tale Of The Giant Stoneater |
THE TALE OF THE |
GIANT STONE EATER |
COMMENTATOR: Hear this the tale of the giant stone eater |
GIRL: Gather round boys and girls and listen |
MAN: To the tale of the giant stone eater |
and how the earth was ravaged |
during the years of the great stone shortage… |
COMMENTATOR: Raised the price of diesel oil |
and yellow painted signs zigzagged |
black lines of warning… |
GIRL & MAN: Another tree dies of shame… |
MAN: Sudden-savage-shining-solid-soiled-solid-sanded |
Steel-shuddering-shattering-shovelling until the |
Sabre toothed rooter roots the earth |
The eater eats his fill and is not satisfied and |
Roars and reves his mathematical rage |
on the footprints of Vikings |
trapped on a sonic tape recorder |
ten million years old, ten million years old, ten million years old. |
GIRL: A broken antler points the way to the still pond |
where reflections of bonnie Prince Charlie lies wounded in the |
shallow water sun shining on chrome surfaces |
protecting the tales of a grandfather — |
march on! |
GIRL & MAN: Journeys unstarted measure space for future parking lots |
Journeys unstarted measure space |
Journeys unstarted measure space for the future |
COMMENTATOR: And — underneath a million tons of cold lava |
a brontasaurus lies wrong way up. |
GIRL: Right way straight ahead |
MAN: Hamburgers at the barn dance tonight! |
COMMENTATOR: Average speed 100 mph |
sixteen lane highways cross the meadows |
GIRL: Plastic space agents selling candy-floss contracts |
ALL TOGETHER: Bells ringing «ring ring"split, grind and grovel |
Lost iron relics ringing on the cold stone |
GIRL: A spated river flows up hill |
directions change in the New Age rain on Tuesdays… |
COMMENTATOR: Thursdays guaranteed dry… |
Guaranteed dry while handmade golf courses |
weary of trickery and fraud |
Grey slates remain grey slates — |
floods as required life silently reforms in the pools of stagnation. |
Each layer a civilisation — buy your own layer |
The eater eats again retches roars and vomits |
his computerised future is bright with security |
Headshrinkers analyse the unknown… |
Meanwhile another tree dies of shame |
ALL TOGETHER: And another tree dies of shame… |
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