| I want to go home to St. Thomas
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| You better leave your woman at home in St. Thomas
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| Because she’s not your girlfriend, just your turn
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| Better settle down because you might get burned
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| There’s a whole lot left to learn about St. Thomas
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| Well the first thing that you notice about St. Thomas
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| Is that the island is so full of alcoholics
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| And if you’re looking white, then you ain’t right
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| It’ll take you all night to reach Havensight
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| On the wrong side of the road in St. Thomas
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| There’s lots of fun diseases in St. Thomas
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| Pick and choose your STD’s in St. Thomas
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| Got a crotch-rot-twat with a side of flas
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| And a double douche burger with vaginal chees
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| So get your girlfriend off of her knees in St. Thomas
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| K-mart sucks my ass in St. Thomas
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| So we went to the gas and grass in St. Thomas
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| You can get a dime bag or 2 or 3
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| And have enough weed for you and her and me
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| Lets all go get irie in St. Thomas
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| Our saxophone player bought some fake weed in St. Thomas
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| So we traded it for mushroom tea down in St. Thomas
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| And now I’m on a hunt for that muddascunt
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| Who sold him that fake blunt
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| I’m out of money, so please front me some ganja
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| There’s a rastaman watching from the forest up in St. Thomas
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| To keep his crop from all of the tourists down in St. Thomas
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| But is he gardening?
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| No, in his garden grows
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| Enough weed for a brontosaurus
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| Till I found the clitoris in St. Thomas |