| I look at my watch for the time this second
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| But then at my phone to confirm it’s true
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| She comes back in from the bathroom smelling
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| The same as before but I guess a bit new
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| «There's no such thing as a joke», she says
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| «There's only jest with the truth»
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| But she accepts the apology I never said
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| And I get on with attempting to be cute
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| Her eyes look Photoshop catch like wet
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| Could see the reflection back behind my head
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| Every time her eyes closed I dreamed a whole thread
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| But reality was better than the truth
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| I said, «I hope girls will start to instead
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| Because now men can’t try the first move»
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| I knew it wasn’t clever, it was wrong saying out
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| Her eyes rolled like a fruit machine not paying out
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| She said, «Don't be that guy when we’ve only just met
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| Don’t try the trousers of what doesn’t suit you»
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| You are not the voice in your head
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| You’re the one who listens to it
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| She checked her feed and I grabbed at the menu
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| And I felt like a child letting go of a balloon
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| I said, «It's just too hard to know how to tread
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| I need more time guys so just try to keep it moving»
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| No more time guys become and all over rash
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| And it takes you by shock, it gets just fucking, «Ooh»
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| I was leaning in to try to get a little bit friendly
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| We were shooting up the bar with arrows of cupid
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| Wondered whether she felt like she was sitting in the bath
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| And then moved and was cold and was covered in goosebumps
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| Said if me and her threw our problems on a stack
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| I would see hers and I’d want mine back
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| You are not the voice in your head
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| You’re the one who listens to it
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| You are not the voice in your head
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| You’re the one who listens to it
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| In the real world girls aren’t making moves
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| Someone needs to if we want the race to continue
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| I pointed but we almost kinda near enough touch
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| She remained still and didn’t duck when we didn’t touch
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| You’re all lost, you’re eating sweets at the seaside
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| Women need to be free so we can free you guys
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| You kiss the toy then avoid what’s important
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| You miss the point like you miss the toilet
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| Awkward, thirsty, trying to corner off
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| She caught me at my worst like the boy in my corner shop
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| How the hell’s a man supposed to know why you are saying things
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| When it is against the rules to find out straight
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| Despite what it might seem like it’s fucking implicit
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| What someone thinks about you is none of your business
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| You are not the voice in your head
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| You’re the one who listens to it
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| You are not the voice in your head
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| You’re the one who listens to it |