Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Such a Twat, artist - The Streets. Date of issue: 17.03.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Such a Twat |
| Yeah safe man, you ok? |
| Just calling to ensure you got back in |
| Hope you coped yesterday, cos I felt well damn grim |
| But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach was turning |
| Man I was hanging |
| head-to-sted on the headrest in pain |
| Prayed away all my bad sins |
| Lost count of the plain chardonnays before the fourth or maybe the fifth |
| In future I need to abstain |
| If only id had a bit of discipline |
| But worth every bit of spare change |
| Pure clowning down to the last drink |
| (Hang on let me slam the door mate; just pause that thought for a bit) |
| Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that |
| Coz yeah it felt like we were through though |
| But I could’ve ruined it, I’m such a twat |
| I’ve been pacing the place well paralysed since I got back in with my bags |
| though |
| Yeah I’m too aware that last night was way mad slack |
| I know |
| Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone |
| On her own back at home |
| Distracted from the fact it weren’t right |
| could have raised up the hand but no |
| Simone was moaning and that about me playing away on this holiday |
| She was watching the box at her dad’s house |
| there, preparing spliffs away |
| As I’m smacking glasses down at George Bests best session rate |
| (Can you hear me? Na sorry mate your fuzzy mate I can’t hear ya) |
| Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that |
| Coz yeah it felt like we were through though |
| But I could’ve ruined it, I’m such a twat |
| (I lost you for a minute yeah yeah I can hear you now) |
| See I mean that the true thing though I suppose I chose myself to allow |
| I was weak and stupid but as far as I viewed anyhow |
| She couldn’t have been it for me, the only girl id ever go out with |
| I didn’t want to waste my youth in a girl’s house to the sound of spliffs |
| And when she got in a mood with me in that text about that thing |
| I just switched off the phone when she started shouting |
| Coming to a conclusion I couldn’t be bothered with anymore rowing |
| Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that |
| Coz yeah it felt like we were through though |
| But I could’ve ruined it, I’m such a twat |
| (Nah nah nah) |
| And then after shots made me lose the plot |
| It all got a bit bizarre |
| And that incident with the ice cream I forgot, it all ended in our vodka |
| What I can remembers a blotch |
| I got a fat bruise on my arm |
| She weren’t even much too hot but she totally mugged me up like rah |
| She knew exactly what she was doing and it all went a bit too far |
| She was with that bloke in the white top in McDonalds car park |
| And then she let me chat her up later on in that lovely little bar |
| (Hello? Ahh fucking phones man) |
| Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that |
| Coz yeah it felt like we were through though |
| But I could’ve ruined it, I’m such a twat |
| (Yeah I think we got cut off, yeah I got crap reception in my house. |
| I have to stand in a certain spot in my kitchen or it cuts out) |
| Yeah you know I was potty to even let myself allow it |
| I would if I could just swap what happened then for right now |
| And if she ever found out how far it got it would be more than just a row |
| This whole thing just got on top but its her that I want, no doubt |
| So in a way its helped me doing wrong |
| I know I’ve fucked up now |
| This is where that dodgy shit stops |
| She’s just gotta not find out |
| Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that |
| Coz yeah it felt like we were through though |
| But I could’ve ruined it, I’m such a twat |
| Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that |
| Coz yeah it felt like we were through though |
| But I could’ve ruined it, I’m such a twat |