| This guy’s got me so irate, man
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| He’s so safe as well
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| He’s got me so irate (Fuming, man)
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| Safest one of my mates (Cool guy, man)
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale (Bad news)
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| He’s not very nice or safe (Nah)
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| He’s got me so irate (Got me irate, mate)
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| Safest one of my mates (Good buddy)
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale
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| He’s not very nice or safe (He's not nice, man)
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| We need to go back and grab the ice-cream, mate
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| He wanted to go back where their beer sprayed
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| He just gets so drunk it becomes a cliche
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| He’s a top bloke but can’t take his dear ale
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| Not only did he do that, but he wants a replay
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| Risking getting arrested here in Spain
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| And what for? |
| For a three Euros tub of ice-cream, mate
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| At this point, I then speeded away
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| He’s got me so irate (Fucking dickhead, man)
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| Safest one of my mates (D'you know what I mean?)
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale (Here we go)
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| He’s not very nice or safe
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| He’s got me so irate (Told him to fix up)
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| Safest one of my mates
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale (Oh)
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| He’s not very nice or safe
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| Man, he’s laughing like a loud lout, shouting jokes (That's on)
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| It’s the shit that got him kicked out by Simone
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| Not even thinking about the row at home (Nope)
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| Acting like a clown in a lout show (Haha, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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| So then he then slips down and clouds the window
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| Drops the ice-cream on the ground below (Oh, God)
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| Stumbling 'round through the doorway, out on his toes
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| And we all had to run down the road (Fucking hell)
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| He’s got me so irate
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| Safest one of my mates (Yeah)
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale
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| He’s not very nice or safe
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| He’s got me so irate (He always does it)
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| Safest one of my mates (Yeah, yeah)
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale (Ooh)
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| He’s not very nice or safe (Nah)
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| We should just go back to the shop
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| I don’t wanna- you know what I mean?
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| It’s gonna cost three Euros for a fucking ice-cr- this ice-cream
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| D’you know what I mean? |
| Yeah, it’s just three Euros, but
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| Three Euros for a tub of ice-cream, d’you know what I mean?
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| I could see it coming, I could see what he thought
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| I knew I should have tried to thwart (I knew it)
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| I should have taken the tub off him in the store
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| Stopping him shoving it in his shorts
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| Then he wouldn’t have sworn at the señor (Don't do that, man)
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| Or smashed the window to pieces on the floor
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| Causing me to have to panic before (Oh)
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| Rushing him and me out the door (You right, man?)
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| He’s got me so irate
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| Safest one of my mates
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale
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| He’s not very nice or safe (Nah)
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| He’s got me so irate (I'm really pissed off)
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| Safest one of my mates
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| But when he’s soaked by the ale (I told him to stop drinking)
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| He’s not very nice or safe
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| Fucking idiot, man, he’s always doing it |