| It’s his lucky day, that’s a given
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| He’ll tick the box on the slip and then just watch and learn
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| He’s not addicted, he can stop anytime
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| But this is gonna pay, he feels it, this one’ll be fine
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| This time I know I’m gonna smash the bet
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| I foresee it smacked in the back of the net
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| Men grip slips, wipe their hands of sweat
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| The camera pans the away fans end
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| Twenty quid for Blues to thrash the Reds
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| Then cash that cash when the ref has said
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| My mate’s out, his pad’s a mess
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| It’s getting late, I’ve not dashed yet
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| Oi, the question I have to ask myself
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| Is can I see us not battering them?
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| If I can’t see that happening then
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| I’m gonna put all my money down on one fat bet
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| Now I don’t know the first thing about football
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| But my instincts tell me this is my windfall
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| It’s his lucky day, that’s a given
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| He’ll tick the box on the slip and then just watch and learn
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| He’s not addicted, he can stop anytime
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| But this is gonna pay, he feels it, this one’ll be fine
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| This time I know I would’ve cashed the lot
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| I would’ve held in my hand the whole jackpot
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| The game’s won, the ends have a swap
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| Two-nil up, they’re getting mashed up
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| But I won’t win now, the chance flopped
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| 'Cause I couldn’t make it to the damn shop
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| Might as well put tea in that pot
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| I’ve got nowhere else I have to bop
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| The question I have to ask one
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| Is how I managed not to manage the trot
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| Maybe I could phone in and slap it on
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| Put all my money on a mid-match one
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| Yes, I don’t know the first thing about football
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| But my instincts tell me this is my windfall
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| It’s his lucky day, that’s a given
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| He’ll tick the box on the slip and then just watch and learn
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| He’s not addicted, he can stop anytime
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| But this is gonna pay, he feels it, this one’ll be fine
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| Hmm, shit, I’m mad glad I didn’t back that match
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| Supposed to be an unproblematic catch
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| Full time, the whistle blasted after
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| And the last passer passed the last pass
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| Would you believe how we fell back?
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| Three goals lost in the last half
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| So glad I was stranded back at the flat
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| Wincing at every goal we let 'em have
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| The question I now have to ask
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| Is how the fuck did we get smashed that bad?
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| I just very, very nearly, nearly
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| Lost every penny of all my cash
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| Yes, I don’t know the first thing about football
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| And my instincts almost led me to a pitfall
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| It’s his lucky day, that was barmy
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| He didn’t tick that box on the slip and what a relief
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| He’s not addicted, he can stop anytime
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| But next time he will be more lucky, next time he’ll be fine
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| It’s his lucky day, that was barmy
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| He didn’t tick that box on the slip and what a relief
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| He’s not addicted, he can stop anytime
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| But next time he will be more lucky, next time he’ll be fine
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| I need to rethink the technique of my betting shit
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| Maybe change the parameters a little bit
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| Instead of betting on to win the football
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| I’ll bet to lose the cricket |