| If I want to sit in and drink Super Tennent’s in the day, I will
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| No one’s gonna fuckin' tell me jack
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| But can you rely on anyone in this world? |
| No, you can’t
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| It’s not my fault there’s wall-to-wall empty cans
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| Everyone wanted this to all go wrong for me from the start
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| It’s fucked up that a man’s life can just be attacked
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| Watching This Morning with a beer is much better than relying on
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| Known cunts for mates I was given that don’t have my back
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| Scott texted me to say he’d have a look at the TV for me
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| But I laid it down, telling him to fuck right off, chap
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| Phoned this company out the Yellow Pages
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| Told them to take away the TV, fix it quick snap
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| The next day they took away the TV
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| Told me they would repair the little bit
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| That’s broken 'round on the back
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| I thought that’d be that, but the next bit was on top
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| This was where it all started to get a bit out of hand
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| No one gives a crap about Mike
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| That’s why I’m acting nasty
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| You know what you can do with your life?
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| Introduce it up your jacksie
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| 'Cause no one gives a crap about Mike
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| That’s why I’m acting nasty
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| You know what you can do with your life
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| Introduce it up your jacksie
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| The TV man comes back later, knocks on mine
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| To say he’s found something in the back of the TV
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| I’m looking at it absolutely speechless
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| Can’t quite believe he’s trying to pull this fucking stunt on me
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| I knew it was a simple case of the power supply gone on the back
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| But he’s trying to tap me up for more money
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| He says, «It's not like that,» and I’m like, «Fuck off and die»
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| And stick up my two fingers and one more to make three
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| And he says, «Don't talk to me like that,» and «I don’t understand»
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| My face is in his face, I tell him I understand perfectly
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| And he grabs my shirt and I grab his face with my hand
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| So he brings his fist up and twats me a good one on my cheek
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| Then I’m trying to pull his head down
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| So I can knee it, but he’s got my ear
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| He’s twisting it 'round so much it’s really hurting me
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| And we both go down on the floor, and he pushes my head
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| Back onto the corner of the fridge, which is total agony
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| Then he gets up and runs out of the kitchen and out of the door
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| Shouting stuff to me, slams his door, shouting to me
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| So here I am in my house, drinking on my own settee
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| Everyone’s a cunt in this life, no one’s there for me
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| No one gives a crap about Mike
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| That’s why I’m acting nasty
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| You know what you can do with your life?
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| Introduce it up your jacksie
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| 'Cause no one gives a crap about Mike
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| That’s why I’m acting nasty
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| You know what you can do with your life
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| Introduce it up your jacksie
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| (*sound of a rewinding tape*)
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| If I want to sit in and drink Super Tennent’s in the day, I will
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| No one’s gonna fuckin' tell me jack
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| But can you rely on anyone in this world? |
| No, you can’t
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| It’s all my fault there’s wall-to-wall empty cans
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| I sat in the kitchen, all fucked off
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| Imagining over and over what they were all doing behind my back
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| Dodgy things going on, actions I regretted
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| Stain bottle with a pipe and tin foil on the mat
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| Scott texted me to say he’d have a look at the TV for me
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| And I felt like just telling him to fuck right off, chap
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| But what he said about wanting to do
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| The right thing by both mates
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| And then opting to stay out? |
| It seemed to match
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| But I told him he could make it up by fixing the TV
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| He said that’s the least he could do to square things flat
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| I thought that’d be that, but then the next bit was mad
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| This is where everything started to all turn back
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| It’s the end of something I did not want to end
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| Beginning of hard times to come
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| But something that was not meant to be is done
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| And this is the start of what was
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| He had to unscrew about fifteen screws
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| Before he could pull the panel off the back
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| To get in the fecking thing
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| But just as he did so, he said he saw summat
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| That slipped inside behind the panel down the back of it
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| Must have been some leaflets or a bill maybe
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| I didn’t wanna lose the bill in case it was a final warning
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| So we both tried to get the back off and work out
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| If there were any more screws to get out or if we left any in
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| And when he looked down the back of the TV, his eyes just froze |
| Before he rammed his hand in, saying, «No shit!»
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| He’s looking at me absolutely speechless
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| He can’t quite believe what he’s trying to pull out the slit
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| I get up, wondering what he’s smiling about
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| He’s shaking his head at this point with the biggest of grins
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| I look down the back of the TV and that’s where it was
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| In all its glory: my thousand quid
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| It’s the end of something I did not want to end
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| Beginning of hard times to come
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| But something that was not meant to be is done
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| And this is the start of what was
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| About two this afternoon, the last of the people left my house
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| 'Cause they never stop chatting 'til all the racket’s gone
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| I really feel like things clicked into place at some point
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| Or maybe it’s the fact that me and Alison really got on
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| Or maybe it’s that I realised that it is true
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| No-one's really there fighting for you in the last garrison
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| No-one except yourself that is, no-one except you
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| You are the one who’s got your back 'til the last deed’s done
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| Scott can’t have my back 'til the absolute end
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| 'Cause he’s got to look out for what over his horizon
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| He’s gotta make sure he’s not lonely, not broke
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| It’s enough to worry about keeping his own head above
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| I shut the door behind me, huddled up in my coat
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| Condensation floating off my breath, squinted out the sun
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| My jeans felt a bit tight, I think I washed them too high
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| I was gonna be late, so I picked up my pace to run
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| It’s the end of something I did not want to end
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| Beginning of hard times to come
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| But something that was not meant to be is done
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| And this is the start of what was
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| It’s the end of something I did not want to end
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| Beginning of hard times to come
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| But something that was not meant to be is done
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| And this is the start of what was
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| It’s the end of something I did not want to end
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| Beginning of hard times to come
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| But something that was not meant to be is done
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| And this is the start of what was
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| It’s the end of something I did not want to end
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| Beginning of hard times to come
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| But something that was not meant to be is done
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| And this is the start of what was |