| My condition is a delusion created to escape my blame
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| And Dave thinks Glaswegian police are superheroes
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| Which his brain may have created
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| When the railings rattle in a mad bit of Glasgow
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| The police make him feel safer
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| So his condition is a delusion based on fear, it seems, mainly
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| But that’s nothing like me
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| Deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| But Lydia is nothing like me
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| She’s really unlucky in life, see
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| She’s prone to getting into a tight squeeze
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| She’s broken seven bones in her life, see
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| There’s no condition of delusion when it comes to Lydia at all
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| I thought I might be deluded 'cause her tale is ruddy unbelievable
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| A dislocated shoulder and a stolen car and a whole steal more
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| Her condition is of no delusion, Lydia is real to the core
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| But that’s nothing like me either
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| Steve, I think he might be like me
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| I felt that his mind might be lying
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| Something about him didn’t quite fit
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| This is why I really like Steve
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| Steve’s opinion is a conclusion that a road can curse its drivers
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| Which, initially, I figured was either stupid
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| Or, at best, his mind was mad
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| But how can I say he’s stupid when the thing about delusions
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| Is that I wouldn’t know I was mad?
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| Steve’s only condition is that it’s my opinion he’s deluded
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| But maybe I am?
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| So there’s no way to tell delusions from the concrete given facts
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| Maybe the common consensus is actually just madness
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| Maybe the wacky madman is actually not mad
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| And maybe if I carry on shouting, you’ll forget what I do bad
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| So Dave is nothing like me
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| Lydia is nothing like me
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| Steve is nothing like me
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| And Bigfoot, that’s a different story
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I
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| I’m deluded in my mind
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| I do good things and never lie
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| But sometimes our minds can be the liars
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| And that’s why it wasn’t I |