| Everybody’s talkin' 'bout my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on
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| Everybody’s lookin' at my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on
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| I’m the only one in town with tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on
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| No one else around is wearing tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on
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| Everybody’s talkin' 'bout my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on
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| People wouldn’t lie about my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on
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| I can swing my arms
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| I can shake my hip
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| I can dance down the block
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| because I’m the only chick that’s wearing tight pants
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| and I’m the only one
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| wow
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| slow down there young lady friend
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| you say people are talking about your tight pants down at the local piggly
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| wiggly?
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| well I find that hard to believe
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| because every since I moved to this town
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| everyone I know is talking about my tight pants
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| well that’s funny because yesterday I ran to Mayor Barlycorn
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| and he presented me in facideclared my pants
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| the tightest in all the land!
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| well I just recieved an urgent telegram
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| from governer Groombul
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| presenting today as tight pants day
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| in owner of my tight pants
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| listen up you little bitch
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| you better hide your wife
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| you better hide your kids
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| because I will cut you
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| I will cut your father
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| I will cut your mother
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| I will skratch you
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| don’t make me take of my heels
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| take it easy Georgy and Lousy
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| look what I’m tryin' to say is
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| get lost applesauce
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| I’m the only one who wear a tight pants in this town
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| you feel me?
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| don’t rattle the cage
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| we cool-o, papy chulo?
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| I gotcha haz ahazza
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| I guess I’ll find another new town
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| everybody’s talkin' 'bout my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants
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| I got my tight pants on |