| I’m drinking like a fish and catching like a mule
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| Fighting like a chicken and talking like a fool
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| And I will 'till I don’t have to honkey-tonk my blues
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| 'Cause anything’s better than thinking about you
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| Sitting at home, knowing your gone
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| Watching the phone, drinking alone
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| I’m roaring like a lion and lying like a dog
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| Cussing like a sailor and singing like a frog
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| And I found a few friends who will help me pretend that we ain’t through
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| 'Cause anything’s better than thinking about you
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| Sitting at home, knowing your gone
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| Watching the phone, drinking alone
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| You left me crying like a child
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| So like a hog, I’m going wild
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| You left me crying like a child
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| So like a hog, I’m going wild
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| I’m smoking like a chimney and chugging like a train
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| Drowning like a rat and going down the drain
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| I’m gonna rock 'till the cock cock-a-doodle-doo
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| 'Cause anything’s better than thinking about you
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| Sitting at home, knowing your gone
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| Watching the phone, drinking alone
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| Yeah, everything’s better than thinking about you
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| Sitting at home, knowing your gone
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| Watching the phone, drinking alone |