| Well, we went out on a double date
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| Me and Edith, you and Kate
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| Before we got past their front gate
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| There you were making eyes at Edith
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| While you were making time with Kate
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| You can’t have your Kate and Edith too
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| You rascal you yodel-a-dio
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| Then we went to a drive in a show
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| You were kissing on Kate, she wouldn’t let you go
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| I looked at Edith started feeling bold
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| I found your big hairy hand holding on
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| To the hand I was trying to hold
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| You can’t have your Kate and Edith too
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| You rascal you yodel-a-dio
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| Edith asked me if I would
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| Get her some popcorn, I said I would
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| When I got back dad-blame if you
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| Hadn’t crawled into the backseat with
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| Kate and Edith was back there too
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| You can’t have your Kate and Edith too
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| You rascal you yodel-a-dio
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| Years have passed since that first date
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| I married Edith, you married Kate
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| Now every night when I come home
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| Your car’s in the driveway Kate’s in the car
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| And you and Edith are in the house alone
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| You can’t have your Kate and Edith too
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| You rascal you yodel-a-dio… |