Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell, artist - The Statler Brothers. Album song Entertainers On & Off The Record, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 31.12.1977
Record label: Mercury
Song language: English
The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell |
I’m the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell |
I’ve known her since God only knows and I won’t tell |
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell |
And Shirley she knows me just as well |
I can tell you her birthday and her daddy’s middle name |
The uncles on her mama’s side and the ones they don’t claim |
What she got for Christmas since 1952 |
And that’s only the beginning of the things I could tell you |
'Cause I’m the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell |
I’ve known her since God only knows and I won’t tell |
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell |
And Shirley she knows me just as well |
I can tell you her favorite song and where she likes to park |
And why to this very day she’s scared of the dark |
How she got her nickname and that scar behind her knee |
If there’s anything you need to know about Shirley just ask me |
I know where she’s ticklish and her every little quirk |
The funnies she don’t read and her number at work |
I know what she stands for and what she won’t allow |
The only thing that I don’t know is where she is right now |
But I’m the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell |
I’ve known her since God only knows and I won’t tell |
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell |
And Shirley she knows me just as well |
Oh, Shirley she knows me just as well |