| «Hey there love, let’s get to catching up
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| 'Cause I been thinking those thoughts that must have slipped my mind
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| That time that I left you there that night»
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| I replied «Let me remind you of the guy you failed to mention all along
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| 'Cause your actions have consequences, and these are them»
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| I’ll be your friend in hell
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| Until then I despise you
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| And I probably always will
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| I can’t afford to make another mistake like this
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| 'Cause this is more than I can take
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| I don’t mean to leave angry
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| This is by your own device
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| I’m sure this comes as no surprise
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| Hey there babe, don’t mean to cut you off
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| But I’ve heard enough lies, and you’re dyin' to get caught
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| I’ll let you go call all your friends
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| «Oh my god, let me describe to you this guy
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| His name is Ken, he’s in this band that writes such
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| Awful songs about me, all the time»
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| You’re god damn right
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| I’ll be your friend in hell
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| Until then I despise you
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| And I probably always will
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| I can’t afford to make another mistake like this
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| Well this is more than I can take
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| I don’t mean to leave angry
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| This is by your own device
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| I’m sure this comes as
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| Oh, I’m fine
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| Just let me lie here for a while
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| 'Cause I’ve been staying up, yeah, hanging up, all night
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| Oh, I’m spent
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| Of all attention I’ve given
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| To a hopeless case
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| To a sharp headache
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| To a choice you made
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| To the reason why
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| To the reason why I say
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| I’ll be your friend in hell
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| Until then I despise you
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| And I probably always will
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| I can’t afford to make another mistake like you
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| I’m sure this comes as no surprise (I can’t take, I can’t take it)
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| I’m sure this comes as no surprise (I can’t take)
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| Surprise, surprise |