| He’s just a stereotype
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| He drinks his age in pints
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| He has girls every night
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| And he doesn’t really exist
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| He spends his weekends with a load of blokes
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| He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke
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| He wants to stay out, he don’t want to go home
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| 'Til his nicotine fingers are stuffed down his throat
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| He’s just a stereotype
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| He drinks his age in pints
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| He drives home pissed at night
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| And he listens to his stereo
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| He blamed his fiancée when he caught vd
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| The doctor said, «No drink for seventeen weeks»
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| He wants to go out but he has to stay home
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| Sit in and watch colour tv on his own
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| He’s just a stereotype
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| He drinks his age in pints
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| He drives home pissed at night
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| And he listens to his stereo
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| The tablets are finished, the cure is complete
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| He hasn’t had a drink now for seventeen weeks
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| Seventeen pints, tonight is the night
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| It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight
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| Police chase him home through the dark rainy night
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| Fluorescent jam sandwich with flashing blue light
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| His mums waiting up, she hopes he’s alright
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| But he’s wrapped 'round a lamp post on Saturday night
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| He’s just a stereotype
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| He drinks his age in pints
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| He has girls every night
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| He doesn’t really exist
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| Me uncle Joe, walkin' door
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| Firin' them, I have a stereo
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| So I buy a little stereo and I watch uncle Joe with a girl
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| So I said to this girl, «Step up on by my yard, we go jiggo my stereo»
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| Something goes like me go say
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| Me take the little girl in at me yard and show her little system
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| The girl look at a system but this is not my stereo, you know
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| I want a little bass so you to touch this
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| I want a little…, and touch that
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| All I want is my stereo
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| All I want is my stereo
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| I don’t drink no beer
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| I don’t drink no something called whiskey 'cause I don’t wanna feel so frisky
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| All I smoke is my herbs, herbs and my stereo
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| Things get from bad to worse I can’t even walk down the street
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| I don’t feel at ease because what they call me, they call me the stereotype
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| He’s the one who’s got it stereo, stereo
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| My uncle Joe told me about my stereo
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| Fire me, walking door, uncle Joe, uncle Joe; |
| he never had a stereo, walking door
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| Leave me girl
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| I don’t want you, I don’t need no drink
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| I don’t want no whiskey to feel so frisky, all I want is my stereo
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| So here is what I say, go down town today and by you a stereo
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| If you don’t want to drink or go to pub
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| 'Cause untill you’re sober, you drink and drive you’re bound to get killed
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| Ooh, say, say you stop in until you fly 'till you feel so relaxed with your
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| stereo
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| And don’t forget the thing called, called it, called the weed
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| I don’t need no speed to make me go fast
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| Just give me little 45 and 33
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| Buy me stereo, I want to be free, stereo
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| I, I, I’m a stereotype
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| I’m a stereotype
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| And that’s no joke
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| Yo, I don’t feel it, 'cause I will tell you, switch on tonight
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| I feel the stereo
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| More bass, do this…
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| More treble
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| Leave me, leave me girl
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| I don’t want new s***s, I just want my stereo
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| That’s all, music be all, oh lord
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| Stereo, stereo, stereo, stereo, stereo, tell me so, stereo
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| Leave me; |
| just leave me and my stereo because I am a stereotype
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| And that’s the way I wanna be
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| I don’t wanna be high
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| Move ya’ll
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| Bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring
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| Leave my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, leave my stereo, stereo, stereo, stereo,
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| stereo
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| Leave, leave, leave my stereo
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| Oh don’t tell my stereo, stereo, stereo, stereo, stereo |