Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song International Jet Set, artist - The Specials.
Date of issue: 20.08.2000
Song language: English
International Jet Set |
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking |
Welcome aboard DC-10 flight number 1313 |
We will be cruising at a height of 25,000 feet at an air speed of 600 miles per |
hour |
Headphones will be provided by request for a varied program of in flight music |
Have a good flight |
Safety belts and sickness bags, jet lag downer pills |
Duty free, booze and fags make me feel ill |
A vapour trail from A to B, away from normal sanity |
It all seems so absurd to me |
I’ve seen the carpets on the walls |
Of hotels rooms around the world |
I never want to hear the screams |
Of the teenage girls in other peoples dreams |
Spread the disease from the south China Sea to the beach hotel Malibu |
Phone my girlfriend to ask her: 'How's her weekend ?' |
I say: 'Hi, Terry here' - and she says: 'Terry, who (the hell are you ?)' |
The businessmen are having fun |
Are they on a different plane to me? |
I’ve lost touch with reality |
They all seem so absurd to me |
Like well dressed chimpanzees |
Spend and spend and spend and spend |
Will the muzak never end? |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking |
Due to expected engine failures we will be forced to attempt an emergency |
landing |
Please remain seated, extinguish all cigarettes and fasten safety belts |
Follow the emergency procedures laid out in the pamphlet located in front of |
your seats |
For normal breathing, oxygen masks will be released from the compartment above |
your head |
Please, remain calm and follow the instructions of your stewardess at all times |
This is a recording … |