Lyrics Like a Real Smoothie - The Soft Boys

Like a Real Smoothie

I can tell at a glance he’s happy
With her heart in his fist
He’s a decent sort of chappie
Never uses his wrist
Like a real smoothie
He gets it right (Like a real smoothie)
Every night (Like a real smoothie)
Wish I was him (Like a real smoothie)
Not some guy just like Jim (Like a real smoothie)
He agrees with almost everyone
He’s a friend of us all
He’s ornamental and you can easily
Keep a dozen of him in the hall
Like a real smoothie
Down the King’s Road (Like a real smoothie)
Doesn’t have to be told (Like a real smoothie)
He does it best (Like a real smoothie)
He comes in his vest (Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie
Oh but he cares (Like a real smoothie)
Nobody wears (Like a real smoothie)
Lookin' alright (Like a real smoothie)
He gets it right (Like a real smoothie)
Oh I wish he would (Like a real smoothie)
Ooh I wish he could (Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie